Mr. Zog's Sex Wax

$3.25

Sex wax quick humps wax is the best for your stick. You cant go wrong with Mr. Zog's. Be sure to check the different temperatures of wax to ensure ideal stickiness.

While you are grabbing some new wax, don't forget to throw in a wax comb or wax remover to help keep your board looking fresh!

YELLOW LABEL:
X-COLD to COLD - 58°F (14°C) & BELOW

PURPLE LABEL
COLD TO COOL - 48°F to 68°F (9°C to 20°C)

GREEN LABEL
COOL TO MID WARM - 58°F to 74°F (14°C to 23°C)

ORANGE LABEL
MID COOL TO WARM - 64°F to 78°F (18°C to 26°C)

RED LABEL
WARM TO MID TROPIC - 70°F to 84°F (21°C to 29°C)

BLUE LABEL (BASE COAT)
TROPIC - 78°F (26°C) & ABOVE

WHY IS IT CALLED SEX WAX?

In the beginning, Zog asked friend and artist, Hank Pitcher, to design a label for the new surf wax. Not one to shy away from controversy, Hank came up with a visually intriguing logo bearing the name "Sex Wax". Hank liked the name because it sounded phonetically cool. Zog liked it because it was attention-grabbing, absurd, and a great spoof on Madison Avenue's not so subtle attempts to use sex to sell a product.

Naming the product "Sex Wax" has led to some hilarious misunderstandings, some great stories, and some amazing letters from satisfied, but confused, customers. There are those who have been offended by the name and refused to purchase the product. There are those who have banned display of the logo at schools and family amusement parks. And then there are those who read the label and smile with the knowledge that the world needs all the humor it can get.

CANADA

FREE Curbside Pickup
FREE Orders over $100, excluding boards (shipped using Canada Post Expedited Parcel with tracking)
$10 Flat rate shipping for soft goods and select hard goods accessories for orders under $100

$30 Surfskates, iSUPs, balance boards, skimboards, bodyboards, board bags
$100 Surfboards shorter than 8 foot
$200 Surfboards 8 foot and longer

If you prefer, choose CURBSIDE PICK-UP to avoid any costs and pop by our shop at your leisure to collect your online order. Our shop is currently closed for the holidays and this service will resume on January 5th, 2021.

CONTINENTAL USA*

FREE SHIPPING Orders over $200 anywhere in Continental United States
$10 Flat rate shipping for soft goods and select hard goods accessories for orders under $200
$40 Surfskates, iSUPs, balance boards, skimboards, bodyboards, board bags
$250 Surfboards shorter than 8 foot
$500 Surfboards 8 foot and longer

*Additional charges may apply for shipments to Hawaii and Alaska

Any duties, taxes or associated brokerage fees will be the responsibility of the customer. For additional shipping inquiries — please email us at aloha@surfthegreats.org.

INTERNATIONAL

We proudly ship worldwide and have shipped products to over 25 countries. International shipping rates are calculated by weight and are shown at checkout. Additional international shipping fees will apply to surfboards and oversized items.

Orders will be packaged and ship out within 2 business days (our shop is closed Sundays and Mondays)

For returns, exchanges and all customer service inquiries please visit our Customer Care page.

Sex Wax Air Freshener

$6.95

Bring the smell of Mr. Zog's Sex Wax into your car, office or home with Sex Wax Air Fresheners.